Book cover, Good Lookin’ & Cookin’. (click to enlarge)
Gigi Cupps, entering her sophomore year at Hill Honey High (“newly expanded for the newly expanded”) this fall, models the updated uniform in standard issue, fit for all of our new teen-again schoolgirls. This portrait can also be found in movie theaters nationwide to promote Cowboy Candy Entertainment’s first feature film in wide release. “Happy Fertile July” opens everywhere this Christmas! (click bimbo to enlarge) 
—- —- —- + (Left) Ten days in town. (Right) Ten days after that. +++
+ new tale KITTY AND CAMMI IN CHURCH COUNTRY very soon! +
We’re still here. We blow some bubbles. We feel no troubles.
:] :p - __—- ~ + ~ —- All in a bimbo year! —- ~ + ~ —-__-
Cherub Cove: reuniting sisters everyday, all sweet-n-spiritual-like in Our Family Way. Any inquiries regarding the deluxe Sis Bliss staycation package should be directed to cherubcove@gmail.com. We offer a relaxing getaway, all expenses paid, complete with free lodging, food, and rides! All you need to give us is your souls and your smiles! You’ll love it here. Your new path will become clear. A day will feel like an entire year. Let Brittany rub away any tired fear. You’ll want to stay forever. You’ll say goodbye to your boring old life outside our happy-day U.S.A. Better yet, y’all can just burp out a big ol’ country WHATEVER!
++ —- a rare photo of blessed bitch Saint Brittany, after breakfast on her third morning in town. This snapshot was taken just a few minutes before she composed the earliest draft of her best-selling “WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THEM NEW MOUNDS, INCHES, AND POUNDS” mamifesto, in cherry red lipstick. This historical document, dating all the way back to the mid-2000s, is currently being preserved in the First Free Fertile Fillies exhibition at Cherub Cove’s TruGoo® Christian Mooseum. First twenty visitors each day get a free 32 oz. bottle! —- ++
** Have you thanked Her today, or that big built hunk up there in the sky? Just a reminder, to get them eyes a little less blinder. Click here to learn all about The Woman’s Prayer, and even wrangle that fatty bubble-butt of yours some complimentary practice tips! Welcome to our perfect U.S.A., the Utopian Slutciety of Angel-Mamas. Say howdy to the new Y.O.U. Your Only Use. And be sure to drink lots and lots of new honeydew flavor Princess Water. It’s your only juice! Let your pussy loose, and hydrate that treasure below your new caboose! Princess Water. Cuz, like, you’re God’s thick little fuckable daughter! <3 **
- a still from the upcoming film SANDY IN CHURCH COUNTRY IN 3-D!
